10 Things I Would Do If I Were Cristiano Ronaldo

Ronaldo needs no introduction but I do. Then again I’m boring but Ronaldo’s intriguing because he’s famous, and rich and a star player. He would most certainly get away with things that common folks like you and I can’t. So if God today, in a lavish mood decide to interchange our lives (mine and Ronaldo’s), what will I do with fame and power like his?

If you ask me I’d say it is my duty to live as humanely and entertainingly possible. These are the 10 things I’d do if I were Cristiano Ronaldo. Buckle up, here we go.

If I Were Cristiano Ronaldo
If I Were Cristiano Ronaldo
10 Things I Would Do If I Were Cristiano Ronaldo

10. Hire A Band Who’d Sing Song On My Life (And My Life Only)

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So that one day the songs will turn into something like folklores. People will hum my names in musical tunes, drink and dance on my songs for centuries to come. Storytellers will narrate tales of how I defeated my opponents when there was no hope. Children will listen in awe. And ain’t I a genius to have come up with such an idea.

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9. Buy An Ice-Cream Van Like Rupert Grint

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That’ll be my retirement plan. Since I’m so good at what I do, the thought of losing my ability to do it will creep into my mind quiet often, I imagine. I’ll have to have a solid retirement plan. So why not turn my greatest childhood fascination like that of the famous Harry Potter actor Rupert Grint, of becoming an ice-cream man who apparently eats his own ice-cream and doesn’t bother selling because I already have tons of money geniuses.

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